what is this sorcery

what is sleep


yerawizardbarry:

when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating


thecompanionsdoctor:

thecompanionsdoctor:

Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif

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and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this

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Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years

Which one of you assholes brought this back


promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes


hell-is-a-state-of-mind:

i either sleep two or twelve hours, there is no in between.


tattru:

when the two smartest kids in the class get different answers

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(Source: bruhnett)