what is this sorcery

i just wanna sleep for a few billion years


nicolas-px:

when you are forced to laugh at your teachers jokes

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bullied:

my favorite part of the day is when i get to go to bed

(Source: bullied)


herwhisperisthe-jyp:

i had a dream that i was walking around in a shirt with stalks of corn all over it and somebody was like “wtf are u wearing?” and i said “it’s a crop top” i laughed so hard that i woke up


cdrepresume:

alexdayhasmywhale:

The only thing worse than being put into a group of strangers for a class project is being put into a group of strangers who are already friends with each other.

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but what if your parents had aborted YOU
well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made

yungterra:

yungterra:

look at this fucking opossum

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